Author and mastermind of Secret Cat Business
My name is Chester the Cat. You may be asking yourself: How is it that I can write and type?
Well, the easy answer is that I am gifted and talented to the degree I could make Albert Einstein look stupid. Do I hear you gasp in horror? Well, you get the gist, I am smart.
I am the head of a small covert group of cats who have special powers that only I can unlock. I have superpowers; think of me as a real-life feline superhero if you will. Think of a feline Jason Bourne perhaps. Although, the truth is, I come from a long line of royal blood dating back to the human Queen Cleopatra’s leopard, Arrow.
Would you believe I discovered my powers when I was a mere kitten when sneaking out to Mummy’s garden to chase a bird and instead ate some ‘special’ cat nip that activated my gifts. Gifts, plural!
Among my numerous gifts are a bionic left paw, and the ability to read and write, read minds and impersonate humans. Nifty, hey? It sure does come in handy!
I live in sunny South Australia with Mum and feline brother, Cassidy. I’m nine years old as write this, sitting on my balcony watching humans from my townhouse.
It is imperative that I don’t reveal my exact location because now that I’ve become quite famous in Australia, I don’t want to attract any she-cat stalkers. The price of fame, coupled with being a single and handsome cat can be hard. But my life wasn’t meant to be easy, it was meant to have purpose.
For example, looking after my family is very important to me. And, being proficient at, well, everything—I am writing this book just for you, my extended cat family everywhere. I want to demonstrate that you too can have a successful life in just seven easy steps!
I have so much wisdom, guidance and expertise it almost feels like a burden to keep all that knowledge to myself without passing it on. So I simply must share my teachings with the world.